Certain episodes
of Doctor Who cause my phone to buzz. They’re generally the
ones containing momentous events, significant changes of direction, great
expectation or particularly devastating cliffhangers. My phone buzzed a
lot on Saturday night. So, after leaving work amidst an urgent flurry of
texts, and an even more urgent flurry telling them to stop, for crying out
loud, because I hadn’t seen it yet, I finally went home and watched The
Pandorica Opens with family and friends.
“Doc-tor!”
It wasn’t hard to see why my phone had been going so crazy. The
Pandorica Opens is an absolute stonker of an episode; one that is a
worthy successor to the grandiose, over-the-top season finales that we
came to expect under the term of Russell T Davies. Yet, while there are
similarities - a linking theme from across the season reaching its
fruition, a vast threat to the universe, a gaggle of returning friends and
enemies - this episode felt a good deal more controlled than the previous
finales (although we’re still only halfway through, of course).
The opening scenes, with numerous retuning characters from the season so
far (wonderful turns again from Tony Curran, Ian McNeice, Bill Paterson
and Sophie Okenedo) felt a good deal less contrived and gratuitous than
the big companion ball in The Stolen Earth / Journey’s End, or even
the affecting farewell scenes in The End of Time. The vast array of
aliens and enemies felt perfectly fitting for an event of such magnitude,
rather than self-indulgent. Even though it could happily have survived
with just the new series’ ‘big four’ of Daleks, Cybermen, Sontarans and
Nestene - a suitably impressive force in itself - it draws in almost every
alien species from the revived series, throws in cameos from spin-off
series’ creatures and references enemies from the old 1960s serials and
even the novels - and feels totally justified. Even the Weevils
make an appearance, skulking at the back.
“A message from the dawn of time. The very first words in
recorded history.”
It’s tricky to sum up this episode briefly or succinctly, so I’m not going
to bother. I’m just going to witter on about some of my favourite
elements. First of all, the return of River Song, a character that has
earned the dislike of some fans and the love of others. Personally, I
think she’s
absolutely
marvellous, and I generally love watching Alex Kingston’s
sexy, sassy time-traveller. Again, this version of River originates from a
point before the last time we met her, and
so
the Doctor knows a
little more about the future than she does - although she’s still well
ahead on points. The daring escape attempt, involving a phone call from
Winston Churchill, a dash across space to the British Royal Archives and
the appropriation of a vortex manipulator (possibly off the wrist, or even
including the wrist, of one Jack Harkness) she ends up on Planet One, the
oldest planet in the universe (there’ve been a few of them). I love her
‘secret’ message in the cliff face - and did anyone else notice that she
knows the Doctor’s school nickname, Theta Sigma?
Then
we have the
not that long-awaited but still very
welcome return of Rory
Williams, played by the wonderful Arthur Darvill,
and his reunion with Amy Pond, portrayed in such a heartbreaking fashion that I can barely write
about it. We all expected him to come back, somehow, but as part of a
Roman legion stationed in ancient Britain? Quite unexpected. It was my
good friend Jim who pointed out, though, that Bracewell retained the
memories of the man he was based on. Could he be a Dalek duplicate? No,
something even less expected. The Roman soldiers point their hands in
that way, and “Oh my god, they’re Autons!” Although that does beg the
question as to how River’s hallucinogenic lipstick works on one of them.
“If you buried the most dangerous thing in the universe,
you’d want to remember where you’d put it.”
There’s some really fantastic imagery on offer here. Steven Moffat’s love
for the works of George Lucas is evident, with the feel of both Star
Wars and the Indiana Jones franchises
evoked, as we have alien
vistas, a thousand starships over Stonehenge, and cyborgs up against Roman
soldiers - who then turn out to be plastic
automatons! There’s also
some
memorable dialogue, be it the occasional impressive speech from the
Time Lord
or the frequent silly aside. “Everything that’s ever hated you is coming
here tonight,” may be the most ominous line ever uttered in Doctor Who,
but it falls behind gems such as “I hate good wizards in fairy tales. They
always turn out to be him.” Best of all though is the Doctor’s “look at
me - I’m a target!”
In an odd way, this series plundering / homaging / love of the past seeps
into
the episode’s
very core. Not only do we have references to Zygon, Drahvin and
Terileptil
starships in orbit (sadly, I don’t think they’ll make new costumes
for a cameo next week, but we can hope), but moments in this episode hark
back to that first revived series in 2005, so long ago now, such as the
Doctor’s furious “I am talking!”, the return of the Autons, and even the
killer arm. What’s more, Moffat and director Toby Haynes manage to make
the Cybermen
truly
creepy again for the first time
since 1966. The
battered Cyber-guard, with the slithering, scuttling head straight out of
The Thing, which then snaps open to reveal the rotting skull within
- shiversome. That’s not the last of the outside references - the Cyberman
declares that Amy will be assimilated, Borg-style (but then, the
Collective stole “Resistance is futile” from the Cybermen in the first
place, so fair’s fair).
“You will be assimilated.”
It’s not perfect, of course - nothing ever is - but crikey, it’s close.
Matt Smith is wonderful throughout, but those big, dominant speeches might
have sounded a bit more impressive coming from
Christopher
Eccleston or
David
Tennant. They’re
still overdoing
the flash-backs
too, including ones to earlier in the same
episode, presumably for the very young and the hard of thinking.
And perhaps
they could have cut that intro a bit shorter… no, I’m clutching at straws
there. There really is very little to say against this episode. Episode 13
is going to have a lot to live up to, coming as it does after so much
build up, and perhaps the greatest cliffhanger in the series’ history.
Now, right from the fifth series’ first publicity releases, when the
Radio Times had quotes from each episode, I had a little theory about
this one. “There was a goblin, a trickster, a warrior…” it begins. “The
most feared being in all the cosmos.” Straight away, that said “the
Doctor” to me. As the season went on, and we learned about the Pandorica,
it became clear: the Doctor was going to find himself in there. Yet, as
the episode progressed, the truth suddenly hits you in the face: it’s a
trap. A huge, convoluted, ingenious trap that has ensnared the Doctor,
exploiting his love for his companions and, above all, his arrogance and
curiosity. This was all set up to get the Doctor in the position where his
enemies could lock him away in that box forever. It’s chilling, and
ironic. The greatest conquerors in the universe, united to save it. The
Doctor brings peace, in a way he’d never have imagined.
“A trap the Doctor could not resist.”
Of course, the Daleks and their allies have missed one vital piece of
information. They don’t know that River can fly the TARDIS. Now, while the
Doctor cries out helplessly from his prison, the TARDIS is exploding,
devastating the entire multiverse. All universes will fall, never having
existed. Quite how they’re going to outdo that one next year, I don’t
know. Still, I have to agree with
the
person who posted on the SFX
board
that
if this
is
what normally happens when a TARDIS explodes,
then
the Time
War would have been fairly short.
And that’s only the half of it. Amy is apparently dead, and so is River.
Now, logically, River can’t die here, because we’ve seen her future - but
if time is collapsing, then all the rules are out the window,
surely?
Amy,
however, worries me
much
more. The Bracewell parallel continues, as she talks
to Rory, trying to preserve his identity.
She fails,
and
in
one of the series’ most devastating moments
he shoots her. Now, I can’t quite believe
that the show
runners would off a companion by shooting her in the gut, but
the official website is referring to her in the past tense. It could be a
bluff, of course. Then again, remember that we’ve lost one member of the
regular cast at the end of every year since the series returned. It does
not bode well.
“This is you and you are staying.”
Even without
resolving
that powerful cliffhanger, The Big Bang
has more to
do. There are still many unanswered questions. The Doctor says to Amy that
her life makes no sense, that there are too many empty rooms in her house.
Have the cracks been erasing people from her life? If so, what are the
cracks link to her, other than the apparent coincidence of the date of the
TARDIS’ destruction matching that of her wedding day? Who built the
Pand-orica - is it of Dalek construction, or one of their allies, or did
they appropriate it? Just who owns the voice that declares that “Silence
will fall?” Who wants all of reality to perish? Why couldn’t they
at least give us a trailer?
26th June 2010. It can’t come soon enough.
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He’s gone and
done it again. Just when I was starting to lose faith in Steven
Moffat’s vision for Doctor Who, he’s gone and delivered two
astonishingly good episodes that are completely different to each other
yet still make a great pair, tying up the season satisfactorily and in
doing so turning it into something far more effective than it would have
otherwise been. It’s not because the episodes this year have been bad, but
I feel that the last five or six have lacked the ‘wow factor.’ The
momentum of a Russell T Davies season is like a steam train tearing for
the finish, getting more and more dramatic as it progresses. What Moffat
has done here is much cleverer, lulling the audience into a false sense of
security with a number of calmer episodes before letting the shit hit the
fan big-style and ending the universe. Yes I said ending the universe.
What a guy.
There is so much
to gush about in The Pandorica Opens I hardly know where to begin.
In true Steven Moffat timey-wimey style I will start at the end and work
backwards. If you were to pitch “I’ve got this great idea: the Daleks,
Cybermen, Sontarans and all the monsters the Doctor has ever fought all
join forces to defeat the most evil scourge in the universe!” you would
either be Terrance Dicks walking away with a fat cheque for his
abomination of a book Warmonger, or you would be laughed out
of the office and told that you don’t have to go to such lengths to trump
Davies having the TARDIS towing the Earth back into its rightful place.
However - and I still don’t quite know how - Moffat manages to pull of the
most fanwanky of ideas without it once feeling contrived, embarrassing, or
unrealistic.
“We will save the universe from you!”
We’ve all
noticed the cracks in the universe throughout the series and so it is
perfectly natural that all the races featured in this episode have too. To
understand how momentous this moment is in Doctor Who history you
have to have been with the series a little while and understand something
of its mythology, but this is the moment where many of the monsters that
the Doctor has beaten finally catch up with him and lock him up. Since he
left Gallifrey in that rickety old TARDIS he has been facing some of the
greatest evils that the universe has ever known, but now he has
become the greatest threat to the universe. This is payback time and it is
with some glee that many of the Doctor’s deadliest foes ensnare him in a
fantastically elaborate trap. The direction of these moments is nothing
short of masterful, the slow moment as the Doctor is dragged across the
mud, the soft music, the terror of how calmly his foes tell him that
they will save the universe from his meddling. It is a huge
moment in Doctor Who history that should be celebrated along with
his exile and his regenerations. I was left reeling at the implication of
the Doctor finally getting his come-uppance. It’s going to be hard to top
that cliffhanger next year.
“You’re tricks don’t work in here Doctor Song!”
The episode
starts on exactly the right note, spanning several millennia and diverse locations, hopping from one to another with total confidence and style. This
episode is a direct sequel of at least four episodes this year and it’s
wonderful to see Liz X, Churchill, Bracewell, River, and Vincent again,
even just in small cameos. It gels the season as a whole, giving it the
feel of a grand piece of storytelling over thirteen episodes rather than
just another season of Doctor Who. It’s great to catch up with
River Song especially and to actually see her imprisonment in the
Stormcage facility. The series often boasts about these spectacular
locations without ever actually showing us them, so it’s nice to have
something set up in an earlier episode that is paid off later (which sums
up the season quite nicely actually). You can definitely see why the money
has been saved throughout the season, this blockbusting finale episodes
boast some elaborate and lavish locations.
“The Pandorica. More than just a fairytale.”
It’s also really
great to see Stonehenge being used in Doctor Who (although I am
starting to wonder if there is a single location of historical interest
that the show won’t claim responsibility for!). It’s such an iconic visual
and it really adds to the epic feel to this episode. Seeing the Doctor,
River and Amy galloping towards one of the most famous British landmarks
on horseback could have been lifted from a feature film rather than a BBC
Saturday teatime serial. My husband loves the Tomb Raider films and
there is a definitely the same feeling of mythology being built as they
descend into the secret passages of the Underhenge and discover the
Pandorica. The Pandorica itself is gloriously photographable; even sitting
in an immense torch lit cavern it looks huge and foreboding. You would
think that would be enough to sustain this episode, but the surprises just
keep coming…
One being the
remains of a Cyberman littered around Stonehenge. I’ve never been the
greatest fan of the Cybermen for so many reasons; I feel that their
biggest selling point (so aptly described in this episode, in true Borg
fashion “You will be assimilated”) which was so prevalent during the 1960s
was lost during their subsequent blockbuster returns during the 1970s and
1980s. Some of my most reviled Doctor Who stories sport them as
their main attraction (Revenge of the Cybermen, Silver Nemesis, The
Next Doctor) and they have this annoying habit of turning up just
because rather than for decent storytelling purposes. As soon as that
brassy signature tune honked out of my television speakers as we pan
across the remains of a Cyberman I groaned. Stupid, stupid Joe.
This isn’t another Davies epic pouring out armies of the tin pot soldiers
for the hell of it. Moffat does something far more insidious and creepy
than that. He really capitalises on the fact that these are now artificial
men made up of parts that can come together again. During some deliciously
dark sequences we find a decapitated Cyber head attacking Amy, the metal
tendrils that worm their way into its body whipping at her, Spider-Man
2-style. Can you imagine anything more horrific than grappling with
such a homicidal head only to have it spring open and the desiccated
skeleton of the human being that it used to belong to springing out? It’s
horrific and comical and utterly pleasurable to watch. I love how Moffat
finds new ways to explore old ideas.
“I’m missing something obvious, Rory… Something right slap in front of
me.”
Even better is
the return of Rory which comes as no shock whatsoever despite being built
up as one. My ideal Doctor / companion set up is one boy and one girl à la
Jamie and Victoria or Sarah and Harry, and so adding the gorgeous Arthur
Darvill back into the mix is welcome indeed. He has come on more of a
journey than either the Doctor and Amy over this season, merely a comic
irritant in the first episode but making his mark in his quadrilogy of
stories in the middle of the season and now finally coming into his own in
the finale. He’s been killed off twice, insulted, ignored and grown up to
a point where we love his goofish behaviour now. Poor Rory has to try and
cope with the final indignity now, forgotten by everybody who has ever
known him including his former fiancé. Darvill plays these scenes so well
- Rory is angry with the Doctor for bringing this calamity upon him and
imploring Amy to remember who he is. The episode suddenly twists as soon
Amy starts to remember who he is and in true doomed romance style he
reveals his true nature to her: he’s an Auton duplicate. In another lump
in the throat moment we see Rory fighting his Nestene instructions but
unable to do so and shooting Amy in cold blood. Wowza, how the hell will
they get out of that one?
Whilst I found
the whole episode a joy to watch, everything after River appears in
Amelia’s house was superlatively stunning. As soon as she spread her
torchlight over the children’s books in Amy’s bedroom you realise with icy
sweat that this whole episode has been one gigantic fake and the audience
(despite being given several clues) have been as duped as the Doctor. I
love it when a television show does that; it’s one of the reason I enjoyed
Jonathan Creek so much, and just as I did that David Renwick mystery
drama, I went back and watched this episode again just to see how neatly
everything fits into place.
“Remember every black day I ever stopped you.”
The real
plaudits however must go to Matt Smith. He’s weathered his initial nerves
and ploughed on to deliver a number of exceptional performances as the
main man in his first series. Remember his limp punch to Bracewell, his
expressive joy at being inside the Star Whale’s mouth, his disgust at
Scottish bacon, his tears as Father Octavian gave his life, how he stood
up to Lady Calvierri, and tentatively approached Amy as Rory turned to
dust? Remember his disgust at the worst of humanity facing the Silurians,
his impatience at Vincent van Gogh slow painting, and how much joy he took
in telling Mr Jorgensen to hold whilst he ate a biscuit? He is the
Doctor, and he definitely ranks as one of my favourites. The Pandorica
Opens is quite a quiet episode for the Doctor in that he doesn’t make
much of an impact on the story until he jumps on one of the stones and
threatens the menagerie of enemies circling in the sky. What I love is
that he isn’t really a showy Doctor like David Tennant’s tenth Doctor was;
he is at his best during quieter, more intimate moments. I loved it when
he tried to explain away the ring in the TARDIS and his hilarious under
reaction to Rory’s reappearance. Best of all was his fate in the climax
which sees one of the most fallible of Doctors dragged to his fate by his
enemies as he begs for them to listen to him. “Plllleeeease listen to me!”
he screams, and I was reduced to tears. Smith is extraordinary in these
climatic moments, suggesting his Doctor had met in his end in a way none
of the other incarnations could.
How many more
superlatives can I throw at The Pandorica Opens? It’s an
unforgettable Doctor Who experience, an important piece of the
show’s history, not to mention a stylish and gripping piece of television.
If it wasn’t destined to be pipped by an even better finale, it would be my favourite of
the season.
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